Eat Cake!

Well we were wrong about the Prologue and apparently the dope police are asleep at the wheel for the moment, so that's another tenner poorly wagered. Not much for gambling around here anyway. At least EPO has a song and a music video now. Apparently, so does Boonen. After watching him fishtail to the line while trying to tear his carbon machine apart in Stage 5, we'll sing a little TomkeTomkeTomke too. Anyone else think the first week was a little sluggish with the strung-out-til-the-last-minute catches? Poor Wiggins, he really should've been left to win it. Well of course our man Vontz has been casting about for some solutions. Remember ol' Joerg Jaschke? Here's a fully translated transcript of his famous interview. Landis is on a book tour, go ask him some real questions. His attorneys have already answered the one about how the book violates the gag order on the case that they requested. Coming soon: a report on the new Walsh book, and more entertaining links, like this one about some eco-friendly 'green' company in the UK who are banning employees from cycling to work. Got that? Go ride.