Hey Safety, Up Yours!?

There's this humorous way to look at the daily joust, and then there's this more sensible approach. Ironically the same mag publishing the previous strategy is also enamored with rides like The Hustle, which regularly flaunt traffic rules in favor of speed. Who's to blame? This guy has his own documented method. Just don't expect the cops to be of any help. In Phoenix, they're running sanctioned alley cats. In LA, folks are still becoming enamored with the car-free lifestyle. All that is left behind for the fallen is silence. Can a bill of rights help? Only when both sides work together. We leave you with unrelated cleverness from videohead Evan Bernard.