Blood For Breakfast

Just sittin' around this morning, enjoying another smooth bottle of Chinese deer blood liquor, when the shocking news of The Cobra's demise caused a spray of the elixir to coat the television.  Shocked!  Ok not really.  Fortunately, Big J had this amusing link of Triki B running away from the dope control to keep it all in perspective.  Meanwhile, in more pedestrian pursuits, there's no war in Portland; no really.  More people should try bicycle rollercoastering.   And thankfully, there's now a way to make your old, tired cel phone into a tazer to thwart bike thieves.   All going to prove, ya just can't make shit like this up; or more appropriately, you don't need to.  Onward!